vivianvivisection:

jonesdavid813:

h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under

tilltheend-12:

"your crush is coming in this way"
" what should i do?????"
"act normally"
"okay"

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gifprincess:

Have you ever looked at a really hot dude and thought I’d suck his dick with no hesitation if he asked me

Ew no, yes.

liamnpayne:

when people correct ur grammar on the internet 

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tinychatter:

celesensational:

tinychatter:

imagine how great your life would be if you had a professional hair and makeup team

Imagine if you didnt need one because you finally accepted that you are beautiful the way you are and dont need to hide yourself in professionally styled hair and makeup.

id rather get the hair and makeup team

dw:

do you ever just flex your butt to the beat of a song

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

anal sneezes are cute as shit

sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time

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this is not what i want to be remembered for

norulesgreatscott:

beckpoppins:

nayoncee:

The vma’s has made one thing very clear to me… Blue Ivy is slowly absorbing Beyoncé’s powers. image

she looks just like her daddy and shes imitating her mommy and her hair is a perfect little cloud AND THIS BABY WILL SAVE US ALL

Behold. Our next supreme.